A while ago LeMat did a painting of Psyche which I really liked. I was so taken with it I wrote a story that sprang from staring at it one evening, and now that story’s going to be on Everyday Weirdness next week (December 16th). Of course, things never being simple around us, LeMat is now finishing off a new picture inspired by my story inspired by his picture. We could go on like this for a while, but maybe I’ll just work through the rest of his gallery and see what I come up with; this is the second story based on one of his pictures that I’ve had accepted in the last couple of months.

Silver Blade issue 5 is now online, and my story The Mist Wolves is there. Under Modern Fantasy rather than Classic Fantasy, which I’m surprised at but then I’m never good at categorising. Time to put some tinsel up now. After I’ve had another mince pie.

I seem to be going through a phase of reading anthologies at the moment, mainly due to OneMonkey’s borrowings from the library. Given that I’m usually reading on the train, either when I’ve recently woken up (assuming I have actually woken up and not just dressed and found my way to the station on autopilot) or after a long/tedious/difficult/tiring day at work (some of my work-days are full of fun and biscuits, don’t get me wrong) I’m being quite ruthless about moving on to the next story if I’m not fully gripped.

The latest was The Solaris Book of New Science Fiction, Volume 3, in which I quite enjoyed Rescue Mission by Jack Skillingstead; The Fixation by Alastair Reynolds (many-worlds, arrogant scientists and heedless destruction, in the context of a museum restoration project. Very impressed with this one); Providence by Paul Di Filippo (robots get high on vinyl records); One of our Bastards is Missing by Paul Cornell (just brilliant, and I’m sorry I didn’t read it before I went to ThoughtBubble last month, I’m sure he was there. Kind of steampunk I guess, centred on a royal bodyguard in England, folds in spacetime, a kidnapping and other related excitement); The Best Monkey by Daniel Abraham (interesting idea and nicely written. A journalist’s past comes back to call in the form of an ex-girlfriend at the centre of a story he’s investigating, about beauty, symmetry, how we perceive it and what happens if we can’t).

I feel guilty in a way for passing over these stories so quickly, but I know I won’t get round to writing anything longer at the moment (life presses in on all sides). It’s a good but frightening lesson in the short attention span of readers; a turn of phrase, a long-winded explanation, a character I take an instant dislike to, a setting I can’t fully picture – any or all of these make me skip forward to the next story, and so in theory the same elements in a story of mine would have the same effect on a reader. Except that most of these are subjective, or governed by mood, surroundings (physical, and neighbouring stories in the book), personality. In short, everyone’s experience of the same collection will be different, but I’ve found a few names to look out for in future contents lists.

Visually taken with art and artifacts that get categorized as steampunk, and having enjoyed a few Jules Verne novels as an adolescent, I decided to delve into written steampunk (those dreaded subgenres again). OneMonkey very kindly went off to a not so local library to pick up Extraordinary Engines: The Definitive Steampunk Anthology (Solaris, 2008) and I had high hopes. Unfortunately I was largely disappointed; the definition of steampunk seems vague at best, one story was what I’d class as fantasy (it did feature steam, but that’s stretching things a bit) and most of the rest were greater or lesser Verne clones. Not to say there weren’t some enjoyable stories in there, but I felt there should be something fundamentally different from HG Wells et al. For what it’s worth, I did nevertheless (subgenres aside) enjoy Steampunch by James Lovegrove (a monologue at a penal colony, telling of the rise and fall of robot boxers with enjoyable detail); Speed, Speed the Cable by Kage Baker (the laying of the Trans-Atlantic telegraph cable, in true old-fashioned style including gentlemen’s clubs); Petrolpunk by Adam Roberts (parallel universes and her immortal majesty Queen Victoria); Fixing Hanover by Jeff VanderMeer (a fugitive’s fragile new existence disrupted). There were a couple that would no doubt be called feminist but if the gender roles were reversed there’d be an outcry at the portrayal of violence against women, but I’m not going to start on that old rant again.

When I started thinking about steampunk recently, Robert Rankin sprang to mind as an author in that line, but I didn’t think I’d heard anyone call him steampunk. Since then I’ve seen one or two magazines mention Rankin and steampunk in the same breath, and met someone who put me in mind of Hugo Rune who told me Robert Rankin had been the main guest at a recent steampunk convention. So that’s alright then.

Seduced by the name of William Gibson peering out at me from the science fiction and fantasy shelves in my local library the other week, I picked up, took home and read Pattern Recognition. It took a while to get into but eventually I did to a limited extent, always waiting for the twist. It was only when I’d got to the end that I realised the library had been seduced by the name, too, and there was in fact not the tiniest hint of science fiction in it; it was a zeitgeist novel which could almost have been written by Douglas Coupland. Nothing wrong with Coupland (if my limited experience of his work is anything to go by) but that wasn’t the kind of book I was in the mood for at the time. Maybe Iain Banks has the right idea with the careful separation of manstream and sci-fi by means of his middle initial. William Gibson himself has said he doesn’t agree with the separation, and I’m sure I’ve said before that I’d prefer every work of fiction in the bookshop or library to be arranged alphabetically, regardless of genre. However, given that genre categorisation does exist, I’d rather I could trust it.

Pattern Recognition seemed to be something of a cold war spy thriller, but with corporations and rich post-Communist Russians to the fore. Not a description that would have grabbed me if I’d read it on the book-jacket, and the central character’s background in fashion and advertising wasn’t something I could relate to either. Add to that my inability to follow any spy story I’ve ever read or watched, and the novel became a long journey through patches of unenlightening but darkly poetic prose reminiscent of Neuromancer, as I waited to find out if I’d finally grasp what was going on.

One of the things I did notice in the novel was the use of cultural shorthand; describing the clothes or possessions as a quick way of suggesting character traits. Fine, a good way of doing it, but not when you use brand names that either aren’t as widespread as you think, or have already faded (see my previous comments on this kind of thing). Cayce putting on her Buzz Rickson’s MA-1 brought no image at all to my mind, but by process of elimination (she was getting dressed at the time) I figured it was a shirt. A page later it becomes clear it’s a jacket, then that it’s a flying jacket, so now I’m picturing brown leather. Wrong again – it’s black nylon. That was the only one where he didn’t even say what the object was, but there were plenty of others with just a designer name that meant nothing to me, and no further description. Once I started feeling excluded like that, I admit I was picking at flaws continually, and the ‘mirror-world’ differences between Britain and America annoyed me because at least a few of them seemed to me to be specific to London. Or rich people in London. Maybe even rich, young people in certain parts of London. Britain isn’t the same as England, and England isn’t the same as London – people seem to forget that, particularly people in London.

Sometimes he went the other way – Cayce, about the age I am now but in a book set 7 years ago has never heard of a ZX-81 computer (OK, she’s American, they were British) and her reaction when she sees one is ‘that’s a computer? Only 1K of RAM?’ yet surely she’d remember that sort of computer even if she never saw that model. I remember the ZX-81, and Big Brother had a ZX-Spectrum which I think is still in my parents’ house even though it hasn’t worked since about 1992. Google and iBook and various similar things are thrown in as though everyone will know what they are, yet emoticons are explained, in the middle of a sentence, with disruptive effect. As a Canadian I used to know would have said, go figure.

I’ve just noticed the Morpheus Tales flash fiction special is available for free on their website; it features a story by me (The Day the Circus Came to Town) and artwork by LeMat, so you get two for the price of one (and the price being nothing, that’s a pretty good bargain). While I’m plugging, I’ll remind you that I have twitter fiction appearing on November 3rd, 5th and 10th at PicFic.

Cheering as it is when your friends and family tell you how great you are (assuming they do), there’s nothing quite like praise from a total stranger to give you a warm glow. My friend D pointed out an online comment about a magazine he’d been in, which singles his story out – it seems to have perked up a dull day for him. I’m not writing as much again this week, finally getting round to putting more pictures on deviantART (if we’re being picky with the upper case), and so far as well as the loyal support from OneMonkey and LeMat, perfect strangers (some of them amazing photographers) have been liking my photos. Excuse me if I spend a bit more time over there.

I’m a geek, I admit that, but it does help sometimes. As I’ve been writing the serial novel (set over about 15 years) I’ve had a list of every month covered by the novel, and I’ve written down major events next to the relevant month. I worked out birth dates for my two main characters and wrote their birthdays in, and I even checked (very easy on a computer) what day of the week they fell on, in case that seemed important. It’s helped me get a few events straightened out, and I’ve avoided (for the most part at least) mentioning world events that haven’t happened yet (though I’m keeping references to the outside world to a minimum, following my own advice for a change) or writing about the wrong season.

Not everyone is as pedantic as me, nor would I want them to be, and in some instances it doesn’t matter too much – I noticed that in the first few lines of Philip K Dick’s short story Imposter a wood burned down ‘a few weeks ago’ whereas the reason for the fire (as you realise later) happened about 8 days ago, but it didn’t bother me as it was a brief and well-paced story where plot was everything. One place this kind of mistake has bothered me recently is in one of my favourite detective series – I’m not going to say which because I don’t want to put anyone off the series, which in general is very good.

I appreciate that writing any long-running series is difficult, particularly the kind where each novel has a contemporary setting, but the novels might be written over 30 years or more. If your detective was middle-aged to start with, you either stick to the chronology and take him to retirement (which some authors have done) or you deliberately make it vague – girlfriends and cars come and go but age is never mentioned, and he’s apparently been in the same job since England won the World Cup.

The series in question does allow change, albeit very slowly, so for quite a few books one character is described as recently retired and finding it hard to adjust. In one particular book he asks a long-standing female friend to marry him, and in a later one (the one I’ve just read) he refers back to that as having happened a few years ago, BUT in this same book he also states that he’s been retired for less than a month. Why pin the time down? Not only does it mean we have to believe all his recent adventures have taken place within a month, but it makes it so easy for him to directly contradict himself, as with the remembered marriage proposal.

I finished reading the book, but it wasn’t as satisfactory as all the previous ones I’d read. Once I’d had such a contradiction flagged, I started noticing (and worse, resenting) all the minor violations that crop up all the time in lots of stories – someone’s already sat down at the end of the paragraph, then they sit down, or a tool that’s been dropped is right where it’s needed a sentence later. It’s reassured me that I’m doing the right thing working out a timeline when I’m setting a story over a long time, I just hope it doesn’t put me off serial detection.

This week I read some Robert Heinlein for the first (and undoubtedly the last) time. I had bought The Number of the Beast for OneMonkey about 9 nine years ago, largely for the Iron Maiden reference (a shared love of physics and Iron Maiden being what brought us together in the first place), and I knew OneMonkey hadn’t been keen on it, which is why I’d never got round to it myself. This illustrates the importance of reading reviews; there’s no review of this book on SFReader, and I’m not about to write one as I only read half an hour’s worth (and I only got that far because I had nothing else to read that lunchtime at work). However, if I’d read Dave Langford’s scathing review I could have saved myself even that brief pain.

I’ve commented before on the ability of well-known authors to get poor quality books published, but this one took the biscuit. Having never read anything else by Heinlein I don’t know what his usual style is (and maybe I’m missing some great classic sci-fi, but this has put me off him completely) but this novel seemed juvenile and read like the first draft of a silly story designed purely to entertain friends and family, full of laborious in-jokes and references that are lost on the casual reader. That kind of writing alienates new readers and smacks of arrogance: I’m already popular enough, I don’t need you.I’m never sure whether the publisher is cashing in, knowing that there’s enough of a fanbase that any old rubbish with the author’s name attached will sell, or whether it’s a fear of upsetting a star author by suggesting their latest attempt needs a little work.

Maybe this is a reminder that we should support authors who are less well known or just starting out. Buying, reviewing, or mentioning in a blog one book by a largely unknown author will make more of a difference to them than not buying, reviewing or mentioning in a blog one book by an established author. Not quite unknown, but probably less of a Name than Heinlein, I read the first chapter of a Jasper Fforde novel over lunch, and it looks promising (probably one for the Robert Rankin and/or Malcolm Pryce followers).

All these submissions are starting to pay off (listen to the Doctor Who writers, they know what they’re talking about) – one recent one is now through a magazine’s initial reading stage, so fingers crossed. Another of this week’s submissions has been delayed, however, as I remembered (once I’d printed the story and covering letter, written my address on the SAE and started addressing the A4 envelope) about the postal strike. Most of my submissions these days are electronic, but there are the odd few print magazines who still insist on postal submissions. Even without the postal strike, that usually makes me hesitate (probably that’s the idea, cutting out on late-night impulsive send-outs); I’m naturally tight and the cost of paper, printer toner, envelopes and postage adds up if you do this a lot, and there’s always something like a smudged signature, a mistake or illegibility in the address, then the concern that the manuscript itself or the response to it will get lost in the post. It seemed sensible to wait a few days for the backlog to clear and standard service to continue, but I imagine this postal action isn’t going to go away entirely for a while.

I’ve heard a lot of comments this week along the lines of ‘nobody posts anything any more’, but leaving aside those of us who submit writing or art in hard copy, either through compulsion or choice, there’s the rise in mail order. Not long ago people were saying that Amazon had killed high-street book and music shops; I use it myself sometimes if I know exactly what I want, it’s often cheaper and (as long as the item’s slim enough to fit through the letter box) it’s much more convenient to have it delivered while I’m out at work than having to detour into a town centre or make a special trip. Ebay is booming, and there are plenty of specialist or small press comics and magazines, or art and craft products and supplies, that aren’t available in shops (at least outside of London). Most people still send physical greetings cards rather than an electronic version, and in my experience aunts still send birthday money as cheques, not through Paypal.

Electronic correspondence is often quicker and more convenient (particularly if all the local post offices have shut down) but it doesn’t always work the way we expect it to. Attachments (or whole emails) get lost, rtf files look completely different in Word from how they looked in Open Office, and even plain text in the body of an email can lose all its spacing and layout depending on the recipient’s mail programme (as I’ve discovered with previous submissions). I’m all for cutting down on paper use and saving the cost of postage, but I’d hate to lose the facility altogether.